Breaking News! An Alien was arrested today for using unidentified currency. The Alien, who identified as Egrog, was caught using currency from the year 1947. This currency has not been used in “years” according to the Constellation City Police. When questioned about it, the alien said “I got the currency in Roswell, NM in the year 1947, how would I know it wouldn’t be accepted here?” Stay tuned for more on this developing story.